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Welcome to the official SCREENHOLE 2020 presidential election portal. The election is scheduled for Tuesday, November 3, 2020. It will be the 1st SCREENHOLE presidential election.
So far, 7 candidates have announced their intention to run, with 1 having already dropped out:
“As democracy is the cornerstone of Screenhole, I officially endorse my own candidacy for the position of President of Screenhole. Elections will take place in November 2020.””
Lochie (and running mate, Keyser)
“As the richest member in this Burtcoin economy, I will use my wealth create my own party to lead Screenhole and continue the glory we call TGIF. Vote Lochie, 2020.””
“We need candidates not in the 1%! Elect Andrew 2020 for an economy not controlled by the burtcoin elites”
“I will be the only candidate to ensure that Screenholes are guaranteed a Universal Burtcoin Income (UBI). All residents of the Hole deserve economic stability while shitposting.”
“As your Screenhole President, I promise to put Screenhole First. I will repeal Burtcoin and reinstate Buttcoin, secure our firewall, and increase Buttcoin spending on our Meme Army. I also pledge to create the Screenhole SSL Force. Make Screenhole TGIF Again.”
“After seeing how Mr. Lochie Bloomberg unprofessionaly shittalked other candidates, I have decided to shift gears and announce my own presidential candidacy. I hope you’ll support my aim for a regulated buttcoin market, worldwide lochie banning, and a free shitposting market.”
“Can I also run? If so, I promise 1,000 Burtcoin/Buttcoin for everyone”
and last but not least, notme
“how do i nominate myself (…) if elected, I promise to remove everyone else’s names too”